The Messiah’s Model Message

     My Master
     most magnified be your moniker.

     May your monarchy be made
     and your mandate manifested
     in the mundane domain of man
     as it is in your Mystical Mansion and matching meadows.

     Maintain my milk and munchies.

     Make minimal mention of my many mistakes
     as I make minimal mention
     of the many mistakes made against me.

     And may you manoeuvre me in such a manner
     as to miss the mischievous movements
     of the meddlesome Master of Meanies.

     For you are the Monarch of Monarchs -
     the most mighty;
     the most magnifique!
     For millennia and millennia…

     Amen-ia