Wine, Women and Wild Wonders
The story of Jesus changing water into wine. John 2:1-11.
One wedding,
(one to which the Wonder Worker went)
was wonderously wonderful;
with wistful waltzers,
warbling whistlers
and witty wise ones… whispering wisely.
When,
without warning,
the wedding's wine wan out!
The waiters worriedly whispered,
"Where's wine?
What!?!
We're wineless!?!?!"
Whistlers wanted to wet their whistle.
Waltzers wanted wine when welaxing
while witty wise ones
wanted wads of whisky, wine or whatever.
When one woman
(the one who once enwombed the Wonder Worker)
whispered, "What a whoppertunity Wonder Worker:
a wedding, wineless -
work wild wonders!"
The Wonder Worker wanted to withdraw,
yet the Wonder Worker was no a whingeing wowser.
The woman
(the one who once enwombed the Wonder Worker)
went to the whimpering waiters, whispering,
"Work whatever way the Wonder Worker wants."
The Wonder Worker wanted wads of water!
At once, in a whirlwind of wishful work,
wads of water went the Wonder Worker's way.
When…
what was water was wine!
The waiters went, "What?
Wine!?!?!
What was washing water is wonderful wine!
Woopidoo!!!!"
The wine, once water,
went to the wedding's Wise One.
"Wow, what wonderful wine!"
the Wise One wailed.
"Why would waiters waste wonderful wine
on woozy, whacked wedded ones?
Wonderful wine's wasted at the welcoming!"
Ones aware of the Wonder Worker's
water-wine wonder were wowed!
While the wise ones went on wailing,
"Wow!
What wonderful wine!
What a wonderful wedding!"
And what a wonderful wedding it was!
